Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.
i’ve never seen any nsfw jaime reyes stuff but i can only hope that people are including the scarab in all of his sexual encounters. i mean.
he’s on the receiving end of hickeys??? “JAIME REYES, TEETH ARE BEING BARED DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA. PROCEED WITH…
Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.
One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.
And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”
There’s just something about that…
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My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
He always wanted a boy.
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
I apparently misunderstood something my dad said and grossly exaggerated how much my check would be, in my mind. It is not what I thought it would be, and so it is not worth working there.
I’m so frustrated and angry, mostly at myself, but also at my dad.
He doesn’t listen to me, because I have said 3 days here is a paycheck at my last job several times in his presence and he agreed with me, mow he’s saying that he’s always said it was a week’s worth. I made 200 dollars more than I would have at my last job. That is not worth it!
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
Oh my God. Really?